its really hard to take angry cats seriously because they are too funny:





puddle makes that "yoi yoi yoi" yodeling sound when she thinks someone is gunna give her food but then no one does. then we all laugh because she is dumb and fat.

while i was looking through the one million angry cat and also "demon cat" videos i came across a movie done by these two little girls called "the winner:a demon cat story. i figured it would be boring as hell and ultra lame. boy was i WRONG!:



"this cats going back to maniac-villlle!!"

a few weeks ago (i think) becky and i were watching tv and we heard some commotion on the back porch. upon looking out the back window we saw a really old dog gnawing at an old pizza box in our recycling receptacles. we left him alone and figured he found his way home.

later deb came home from work and went out to the garage to say whats up to the kitties. when she came back in she looked startled. "hey, there's a dog in the garage!" the old guy had taken over the kennel in the garage that is there for the cats to sleep in. sadly i didnt get a picture.

so tonight when noel and i heard some commotion on the back porch i thought, cool i can catch some pictures of the dog. but instead i got these:





man. its face was so damn cute. its too bad i only have a piece of shit camera phone. the thing its trying to break into is puddle and weaselys food dish that rotates twice a day. puddle is fat so she needs regimented dining or else...





well or else.

so i know only like MAYBE three people look at my blog but just in case the lucky three dont know of:

dailypuppy.com





and

dailykitten.com






who needs zoloft and whatevers when youve got precious baby animals to help you forget how miserable life can be?

life is too short. appreciate those who wear fluffy pants while you still can.

around 5:30 a.m. i start to think man, maybe i should just stay up. but the only thing worse than getting 4 hrs of sleep is getting no hrs of sleep. it feels uncomfortable to try to keep my eyes shut so heck, i might as well watch this video of these cats giving an account of what they did last night:





times watched = crazeh in da brains to the power of bananuh chipzzzz

this whole staying up til 5 thing is crazy. what am i even doing?

i am watching shit like this:




and then i think hmm, what other crazy german dubbed intros are there:





the mega man one is so intense! colby go to bed!

tonight i drank 4 beers and ate turkey chili. tomorrow is gunna be a GAS!

i thought of that joke in the car tonight after i bought beer and decided i was gunna eat chili for dinner.

sonic burger the hedgehog!:





http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article460869.ece

ths is the futur:



rub its tummy, and it takes you to planet zorgatron:



or like tells you stories about the zoo or whatever.


i think im asking for this robot for christmas though for all my rubik's cube solving and scaring the cats needs i have:

i decided tonight that i would rather do almost anything than write an essay. i always feel like a phony ass fool while writing them. it is my least favorite thing about being a student. if i have to write many more, it is going to be very difficult and humiliating for me to graduate.

fuck a fucking motherfucker fucking essay. fuck.

becky showed me this kind of recently and tonight i thought i would rather have any of these things done to me than have to write a god damn motherfucking fucking piece of shit fuck of an essay. god bless the japanese and their understanding of the uncomfortable:

i cant find anything in english on this dude alberto camerini but i guess youtube videos are worth a gajillion words. the videos are not in any order as they are all equally douchey in their own special way. the last one is short and needs to be watched in its entirety:










whats really amazing though is apparently he used to just be this kind of cute musician dude. life ruined by the 80's #1,867,542:

one of these days my corks gunna pop and the creativity is going to flow out of me like that stupid gwen stefani commercial.

until then i will continue to be jealous of people who make music and cool shit like this:







so cute and funny: http://potatohavetoes.com

also cutest kitten vs. awful woman:



im really glad it doesnt end with her eating it.

we watched "The Burmese Harp" in class tonight and i cried my caucasian eyes out. i could hear people sniffling around the room so i thought, fuck it. other people were crying so i didnt attempt to hold back my tears. my sleeve was soaked by the end of the film. i was expecting to see bunches of red eyes all over the room when the lights went on but when the t.a. flipped the switch, there wasnt another wet sleeved person to be found. i guess everyone had a cold, and also A STONE WHERE THEIR HEART SHOULDVE BEEN! geez.

i bought a macbook. im never gunna sleep, eat or do anything that doesnt involve some kind of incorporation of the internet ever again. its a beautiful thing. joke. well, half joke.



i ate this grape aid flavored donut from voodoo donuts tonight and it was pretty cool. i gave the half i didnt eat to some dude on the street. i dont think he liked it as much as i did, but really, who eats a half eaten donut from a stranger anyway? well i guess THAT guy.

that is seriously a photo of the exact donut i ate. i think i picked it because it matched my purse. dumb reason in retrospect, but really it may have ended up being the best choice.