i have a new favorite breakfast place in portland. helser's on alberta has the best looking and tasting breakfast i have maybe ever seen/ tasted. i had the german pancake (aka dutch baby) and noel had the french toast. both are pictured below:





i also had a side of potato pancakes. i know this post is really boring, but i dunno. i havent been so stoked on a restaurant in awhile. i mean shit look at the food!



everything is basically under 8 bucks. also our waitress was really nice. this was an actually conversation we had:

waitress: woah that was weird. i just saw a guy walk by that looked just like kevin bacon.

me: really?

waitress: yeah except he was blonde. whats that movie called where he turns invisible?

noel: hollow man.

waitress: yeah! you know like right before he turns invisible he sort of becomes bright and has blonde hair? he looked just like that.


next time im ordering the crumpet sandwich. daaaang.