whenever i get "the blues,"( also known as depression self induced after one too many beers the night before) i always get this song stuck in my head:



it happens every time. but then noel finds and shows me this much beloved tim and eric song, and i feel a little better:

does anybody want to cosign on a supplemental student loan for me? i could repay you by offering you my utmost respect and gratitude, or maybe when ive finished college you could take a ride on my private exclusive yacht. i could toss you a beer that you would catch with your diamond covered hands. diamonds of course would be a gift from me. this is obvious because everyone knows that people with a college degree make millions of dollars.

so please, invest today with as little as a signature and your social security number. i could forge the signature for you and even dig through your trash for your ssn, leaving you with no responsibility whatsoever.

thank you for your time.

just saw star trek. id like to congratulate j j abrams on reinventing the lense flare, then using it in like every scene. i did like the movie. very enjoyable even though the only things i know about star trek i learned from noel, the cable guy, and that one episode they imitate in the cable guy where spock has to fight kirk to the death.

sachiko, smacho, frou frou, kitty meow meow: