does anybody want to cosign on a supplemental student loan for me? i could repay you by offering you my utmost respect and gratitude, or maybe when ive finished college you could take a ride on my private exclusive yacht. i could toss you a beer that you would catch with your diamond covered hands. diamonds of course would be a gift from me. this is obvious because everyone knows that people with a college degree make millions of dollars.

so please, invest today with as little as a signature and your social security number. i could forge the signature for you and even dig through your trash for your ssn, leaving you with no responsibility whatsoever.

thank you for your time.