W.hat I.f A.aliyah L.ived?

also, i do not have an iphone and probably never will. not because i think theyre liferuiners or something but you know, data plans and the phone itself are expenso. however a question came up today that i couldnt answer. a friend of mine ALMOST dropped his iphone into a port-o-potty. not just on the floor of the wrecthed space, but actually into the poopy abyss. would you have fished it out or left it? i asked him. he seemed fairly sure he would fish it out.

would i? if i owned one? would most? i guess this is something one can only answer if they own an iphone.

W.hat I.f Y.ou D.ropped Y.our I.phone I.n A. P.ort-o-potty?