putting myself at risk for sounding like a complete and total douche is not something im afraid to do. see example below:

i was watching ellen today and she was demonstrating all these inventions. she was doing a terrible job at operating them, possibly because they were crappy inventions or possibly on purpose for a laugh. it made me feel kinda sorry for the people who worked so hard on inventing things like the toaster that butters your toast FOR you, or the kitchen gloves that peel potatoes. talk about backwards advertising for products that cure the ever present disease of inconvenience. anyway, the best one was at the end and she continued to use it and make her guests use it for the rest of the show:



PrettyHotAndThick Mo'Nique was a guest and got her ass rotated on that thing. shit man, you cant MAKE this stuff up! sometimes i well up when i think of all the wonderful garbage there is to watch on television. im serious!

also, last night we were watching adult swim and this totally great show called darkplace came on. this is just the first part of the episode we watched butttt there are a shit ton of videos on the youtubes: