so i wake up today with toilets on the brain. makes sense, seeing as how i am a piece of shit. eh heh. naturally i decided to consult the youtubes and found this video. surprise, its japanese! leave it to them to make shitting and pissing in a toilet the cutest thing youve seen since cats that look like foods:



i wish my pee was blue and did a cool dance after i expelled it from my body. i wish a lot of things.