today while i was watching fox news with my family, which if there is not some kind of sports or sports highlight show airing is always occupying the tv, and a picture of the pope came on while i wasnt paying attention. my mom said, "he looks like satan, doesnt he look like satan? does he not?" so naturally i googled the pope.



kinda, i thought. i mean i guess. but i think satan would probably look more like this:



it is an animatronic elvis from costco that had its eyebrows ripped off. it made me laugh for a few hours thinking about it. it was extra funny because the elvis was up pretty high so you know a kid couldnt have reached up and torn the "hair" out. i wish i couldve seen the grown man tweezin them out.