hes so bulgy hes like a moose. baby im gunna buttah yo bread.

so halloween is cool. except for those damned kids who took all the reeses peanut butter cups. we had 4 groups of trick or treaters and the last group was all like "you know im gun take all dem reeses." good thing i saved two in the freezer for my own personal eating timemingnessess. they totally did not even care about my cool geisha costume, which i put on FOR THEM MAN. who wants to be handed candy by some plain clothes boring ass fuck. whatever. i bet they will remember it when they are in JAIL.

they called me "Ma'am."

anyway the only thing that scares is me is the dark. but if every movie was as cool as the dark crystal i think i would want to live forever: