i google image searched j.g. wentworth because noel mentioned his crappy commercials and i didnt know who he was. this is what came up:





on tonights episode of i love new york she shared an intimate dinner with the dwarf on the show aptly named "midget mac." they were eating salad and she covered his with ranch dressing. she said she could really connect with a man who loves ranch as much as she does. it was like watching myself on tv, eating salad, with a midget.

today, i was depressed. but then i watched i love new york 2 and googled jg wentworth. today they gave me a reason to wake up tomorrow.

thank you man in gorilla suit with one thousand million bananas. you are a beacon of hope.